Monday, August 23, 2010

Maybe, just maybe cookies represent the front line of soldiers in the American war against good health and freedom. A sleeve of Chips Ahoy, a tightly regimented platoon of navy seals, crumby commandos globally deployed and utilizing a lethal sweetness to inforce US hegemony, to brutalize enemy tastebuds in a blitzkrieg of choc chip shock and awe, winning over hearts, minds and waistlines... that, or I have a propensity for preposterous pontification...

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